I do believe that she has perfected the art of exaggeration...
She doesn't say, "Wow Mom, it's hot in here!", nope, she exclaims "It's hotter than 20 hundred suns!" (we're still workin' on the numbers thing).
And things aren't simply "big" to her ~ when asking me for help with folding her blanket she proclaims "it's as big as a dinosaur" - it's not quite that large, but...
Or my favorite, "that hurts as bad as 100 snake bites!" (wow, maybe I need to use some detangler when combing her hair) - and for the record, she has never been bitten by a snake ;).
1 comments:
oy, that's hilarious!
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